Christmas Cracker Jokes

December 28, 2008

The cream of this year’s crap crop:

  • Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry!
  • What do you call a sick crocodile? An illigator!
  • What bee can never be understood? A mumble bee!
  • What starts with T, end with T and is full of T? A teapot!
  • How do you start a flea race? One, two, flea, GO!
  • What is a duck’s favourite dance? The Quackstep!
  • What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels scout!
  • What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew-chew train!

Merry Christmas one and all.

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