Hybrid

All the Bishes were very taken with the synopsis of a TV program called “Hybrid” yesterday:

A young, man blinded in an explosion, receives the eyes of a wolf in a transplant. Soon, he can see in the dark, but is hunting human prey. How can he be stopped?

So we’ve been trying to come with some variations of our own:

A young man, blinded in an explosion, receives they eyes of a goldfish in a transplant. Soon, he can breathe underwater, but is hunting fish flakes as prey. How can he be caught?

A young man, blinded in an explosion, receives they eyes of a potato in a transplant. Soon he makes delicious chips, but is making humans obese. How can he be fat-reduced?

A young man, blinded in an explosion, receives they eyes of a rabbit in a transplant. Soon he is cute and cuddly, but digging huge holes in the garden. How can the lawn be saved?

A young man, blinded in an explosion, receives they eyes of a mole in a transplant. Bad luck mate.

A young man, blinded in an explosion, receives they eyes of a cockroach in a transplant. Soon he can survive a nuclear attack, but can’t be coaxed out from under the fridge when the light is on. How can he be exterminated?

A young man, blinded in an explosion, receives the eyes of a young man, blinded in an explosion, in a transplant. A bit of a waste of NHS resources, that operation.

Repeat ad nauseam.