Christmas Cracker Jokes
December 28, 2008
The cream of this year’s crap crop:
- Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry!
- What do you call a sick crocodile? An illigator!
- What bee can never be understood? A mumble bee!
- What starts with T, end with T and is full of T? A teapot!
- How do you start a flea race? One, two, flea, GO!
- What is a duck’s favourite dance? The Quackstep!
- What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels scout!
- What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew-chew train!
Merry Christmas one and all.
