Christmas Cracker Jokes

The cream of this year’s crap crop:

• Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry!
• What do you call a sick crocodile? An illigator!
• What bee can never be understood? A mumble bee!
• What starts with T, end with T and is full of T? A teapot!
• How do you start a flea race? One, two, flea, GO!
• What is a duck’s favourite dance? The Quackstep!
• What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels scout!
• What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew-chew train!

Merry Christmas one and all.